Spam Sucks

That being said…we so dislike getting spammed by those who think pitching their product or service on our website forms is okay. It’s not. So those who wish to do so will incur an invoice from us in the amount of $5000.00 USD to compensate for the wasted time spent looking at their pitch and removing it from our systems. Don’t pitch unless you are willing to pay the fee. We track all IP addresses of those filling out our website forms.

Spamming websites with your marketing message is not cool. It jams up email servers. Irritates those who receive them into a frenzy. And is a nuisance from which you won’t recover.

Don’t do it. It’s not worth it. (BTW, we WILL invoice you.)

Learn how to market the right way before you incur an invoice from us or another firm because you thought it’s not a big deal to pitch your service through a website form. Ask us. We know a guy. He knows his stuff and will definitely teach you to NOT spam website forms.

Don’t be a Spammer.